Smiles from my oldest

My oldest daughter sent this to me, you may have seen them already or not either way there funny.

13 Reasons to Smile
1. Now that food has replaced sex in my life, I can't even get into my own pants.
2. Marriage changes passion. Suddenly you're in bed with a relative.
3. I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it. So I said "Implants?"
She hit me.
4. How come we choose from just two people to run for president and over fifty for
Miss America?
5. A good friend will come and bail you out of jail...but, a true friend will be
sitting next to you saying, "Wow...that was fun!"
6. I signed up for an exercise class and was told to wear loose-fitting clothing.
If I HAD any loose-fitting clothing, I wouldn't have signed up in the first place!
7. When I was young we used to go "skinny dipping," now I just "chunky dunk."
8. Don't argue with an idiot; people watching may not be able to tell the difference.
9. Wouldn't it be nice if whenever we messed up our life we could simply press
'Ctrl Alt Delete' and start all over? AMEN, AMEN !!
10. Why is it that our children can't read a Bible in school, but they can in prison?
11. Wouldn't you know it... Brain cells come and brain cells go, but FAT cells live
forever.
12. Why do I have to swear on the Bible in court when the Ten Commandments cannot be
displayed outside?
13. Bumper sticker of the year: "If you can read this, thank a teacher -and, since
it's in English, thank a soldier"



To my Son in Law Thank you :)

Be loved all you are

Proof of Evolution

Four PlayStation 3 Game Consoles Stolen By GameStop Employees Posing as Thieves

Two employees, Tauryn Robert Hodge and Gerald Anthony Keys, both 19, from a GameStop store in Elk Grove, California stole 4 PlayStation 3’s posing as thieves. They then called the cops to report that masked gunmen had robbed their store. But the police smelled a rat and detained them on Tuesday on charges of suspected fraud, burglary and conspiracy.

PlayStation 3 Game Consoles Stolen By GameStop Employees

Officer Christopher Trim said “It was Hodge who initially called the Elk Grove police. There are things we are continuing to investigate. There may or may not be additional parties involved. We still haven’t recovered the merchandise. Our detectives were able to gather information that wasn’t consistent with a robbery. They felt there was more to the investigation than meets the eye.”

Hodge is facing an added charge of filing a bogus police report. Yesterday we had reported how two truckloads of Xbox 360’s were stolen. Seems like video games are rising to the top of the Most Stolen Goods List very steadily!

http://www.gameguru.in/sony-playstation-3/2006/25/4-playstation-3-game-consoles-stolen-by-gamestop-employees-posing-as-thieves/


Guess nothing else needs to be said on the matter :)
Be loved you are